This will be one of the simplest terms and conditions pages you have ever read, since we are just 4 musicians here. The terms are simple, and accrue the second you visit our site

  1. You will surrender your first born male child and send him to India for advanced spiritual training
  2. You will immediately send us a check for $100,000.00 US or bitcoin equivalent
  3. You hold us harmless from any potential harm that could possibly accrue legally, this includes political butthurts
  4. All of the contents of all of our pages are our copyright, and you will not reproduce them except with our consent, including taking any infringed content down.